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Try and cash this $360 billion cheque

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Charles Fuller trying to cash fake cheque
When I was a kid, I once tried to make fake money. With green crayons.

I don't know why it seemed like a good idea, but I definitely had no doubts about my ability to make the fake bills. I was confident that I could replicate all the fine lines.


Naturally, my end result was awful. My mom saw what I was doing, screeched at me and shredded up the fake note. I wasn't devastated, though... after drawing the bill, I realized that it was a lot harder than it looked.

It's that bit of comprehension about the world that kept me from trying something this stupid: Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

I'm not sure what went through this guy's mind... why he thought it was reasonable, or why he thought he could get away with it. Like he'd cash the bill, the teller would exclaim softly, then call a fleet of armoured cars to haul away the man's $360 billion. "Small bills, please."

"A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said"



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Urinal Etiquette is getting serious

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Urinal Etiquette is the unwritten laws of the men's bathroom which dictate which urinal you should use.

Not only should you stay as far away as possible from other people using one, but you should try to anticipate the scenario if someone else should arrive


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Crazy grasshopper parasite is like an alien

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hairworm bursting out of a suicidal grasshopper
This is one of those days where you get to be revolted while learning...

The hairworm is a parasite that infects grasshoppers, then drives them insane, forcing them to plunge into water, drowning the grasshopper, but not before the worm can burst from the body. Then, slimy, wriggling worm mating. Bleaugh


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Jon Stewart's Greatest Gay Moments

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Daily Show with Jon Stewart
With the writer's strike on in America, TV has become a neglected wasteland of forgotten entertainment.

The first casualty? Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which relies on timely news to get their jokes across. Now that its been shucked into reruns, is anyone really interested in political news that happened last week


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Bush holds press conference to announce budget for dealing with Zombies!

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This video is well-made and gnawingly funny. Taking the video of a Bush press conference, and inserting a fake White House reporter, the creators of this video show how suitable it is to replace the idea of 'terrorists' with 'zombies'.


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Working From Home

: or How I Learnt To Love Quitting Jobs
I've always hated full time jobs. Or maybe I've always hated bosses and managers. Either way I've sworn them off. From now on I'm Working From Home!


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John Zorn recieves $500,000 Grant

Pitchfork reports head of Tzadik Records, and complete legend in my book, John Zorn was one of 25 recipients for the 2006 MacArthur Fellowships, known as the 'genius grants'.

What he's entitled to is $500,000 over a period of 5 years to use however he likes. Hopefully it will go straight into his label.
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Stampin Ground split

Basically my favourite British thrash/hardcore band have called it quits.

"We slogged our hearts out for 11 years; harder than any band we've ever met, and we loved every minute of it. It's been the greatest ride and were proud to have been part of it, but all good things come to an end and so has SG. This has nothing to do with musical differences, personal stuff or any other lame ass excuse you've heard a million times, truth is we just feel the time is right to hang it up. We never set out to win the world title, we just wanted to go the distance for 15 rounds and get some good punches in


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New Death By Stereo Video

Wow. A whole year after the release of their Death For Life LP, Death By Stereo have put out a video for the song, Middle Fingers. Check it out here [Quicktime].

They're also getting their original drummer back in the gang for their upcoming album. Hopefully he brings them back to harder territory


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